I am writing a book review.
(If you don't care for me blathering on about stuff and want to go right to the source, check it: http://www.epicuniverse.com/)
Now, to be clear, I am not in the business of book reviewing. Or much reviewing at all. I'm confident that most of your entertainment appetites for review are more than satisfactorily supplied elsewhere, by people who do this sort of thing for a living, and for properties that have an especially long reach such that you could find countless reviews in either Twitter or blog form. But that's not the kind of book I'm reviewing now.
To be perfectly forthright, I'm reviewing this because th